»[short1der | xVendetta 2020] Recruiting members for the presidential cabinet

Discussion in 'Recruiting' started by short1der, Dec 3, 2019.

  1. short1der

    short1der Former Developer Member

    Messages:
    895
    Ratings:
    +685 / -0
    Hello all:

    As you know, every great president must have a presidential cabinet. Thus, we are hiring!

    We need:
    Secretary of Defense
    Secretary of Agriculture
    Secretary of Transportation
    Head of FBI
    Head of CIA

    Positions are always opening! Our turnover rates allow everyone the opportunity of employment by the United States of Survival!

    Please follow the following application format:
    Code:
    Age (must be 35 or older):
    Previous Experience with Bureaucracy:
    Political Alignment (who do you support as president?):
    Who is the best developer? 
     
    #1
  2. PikaCrafterFan

    PikaCrafterFan Consulting Detective Member

    Messages:
    549
    Ratings:
    +398 / -0
    Age (must be 35 or older): 69
    Previous Experience with Bureaucracy: Top beauracrat, has tonnes of experience doing nothing, following the system and trusting it.
    Political Alignment (who do you support as president?): short1der - democrat. bernie 2020
    Who is the best developer? Jay. short1der*

    Running to be your campaign manager and head of CIA
     
    #2
    • Pew Pew x 1
  3. Jade04

    Jade04 Enthusiast Builder

    Messages:
    131
    Ratings:
    +38 / -0
    Darn. Wanted to be first lady :(
     
    #3
    • Winner Winner x 1
  4. Taco_Baby

    Taco_Baby Journeyman Member

    Messages:
    30
    Ratings:
    +22 / -0
    So is there a position free for cleaning Lady? Cause im kinda at that
     
    #4
  5. Bad7Leroy4Brown

    Bad7Leroy4Brown Faithful Poster Member

    Messages:
    659
    Ratings:
    +293 / -0
    Age (must be 35 or older): actually old enough for real
    Previous Experience with Bureaucracy: I was married
    Political Alignment (who do you support as president?): an anarcho-syndicalist commune, taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting, by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority, in the case of more major issues
    Who is the best developer? Epic Games

    Is there some position where I don't actually have to do anything, or show up for meetings? Because that's the one I want.
     
    #5
  6. PizzafirePvP

    PizzafirePvP Enthusiast Member

    Messages:
    131
    Ratings:
    +34 / -0
    i can be the president
    yes
     
    #6
  7. Boostman69420

    Boostman69420 Grasshopper Member

    Messages:
    22
    Ratings:
    +5 / -0
    sign me up!
     
    #7
  8. KilldaDay

    KilldaDay Member Member

    Messages:
    50
    Ratings:
    +15 / -0
    Can i be the butler?
     
    #8
  9. Verang

    Verang GOD Member

    Messages:
    2,379
    Ratings:
    +1,150 / -0
    Age (must be 35 or older): 53
    Previous Experience with Bureaucracy: yes
    Political Alignment (who do you support as president?): yes
    Who is the best developer? dad
     
    #9
  10. lavsss123

    lavsss123 Enthusiast Member

    Messages:
    101
    Ratings:
    +25 / -0
    Age: 6
    Previous Experience with Bureaucracy: shit no
    Political Alignment (who do you support as president?): what the hell is this
    Who is the best developer?: your mom
     
    #10

Share This Page