»[short1der | xVendetta 2020] Recruiting members for the presidential cabinet

Discussion in 'Recruiting' started by short1der, Dec 3, 2019.

  1. short1der

    short1der Former Developer Member

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    Hello all:

    As you know, every great president must have a presidential cabinet. Thus, we are hiring!

    We need:
    Secretary of Defense
    Secretary of Agriculture
    Secretary of Transportation
    Head of FBI
    Head of CIA

    Positions are always opening! Our turnover rates allow everyone the opportunity of employment by the United States of Survival!

    Please follow the following application format:
    Code:
    Age (must be 35 or older):
    Previous Experience with Bureaucracy:
    Political Alignment (who do you support as president?):
    Who is the best developer? 
     
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  2. PikaCrafterFan

    PikaCrafterFan Consulting Detective Member

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    Age (must be 35 or older): 69
    Previous Experience with Bureaucracy: Top beauracrat, has tonnes of experience doing nothing, following the system and trusting it.
    Political Alignment (who do you support as president?): short1der - democrat. bernie 2020
    Who is the best developer? Jay. short1der*

    Running to be your campaign manager and head of CIA
     
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  3. Jade04

    Jade04 Enthusiast Member

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    Darn. Wanted to be first lady :(
     
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  4. Taco_Baby

    Taco_Baby Journeyman Member

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    So is there a position free for cleaning Lady? Cause im kinda at that
     
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  5. Bad7Leroy4Brown

    Bad7Leroy4Brown Faithful Poster Member

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    Age (must be 35 or older): actually old enough for real
    Previous Experience with Bureaucracy: I was married
    Political Alignment (who do you support as president?): an anarcho-syndicalist commune, taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting, by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority, in the case of more major issues
    Who is the best developer? Epic Games

    Is there some position where I don't actually have to do anything, or show up for meetings? Because that's the one I want.
     
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  6. PizzafirePvP

    PizzafirePvP Mod Mod

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    i can be the president
    yes
     
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